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The Biggest Thing In the Unive

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The Biggest Thing In the Universe

“My dear,” he said, “you’d best come here.”
and with a face all terse
he announced to me cosmology had found
the Biggest Thing in the Universe.

“That’s great,” said I and with a sigh
I added: “How’d they find
in all of space that tiny trace
of your momma’s fat behind?”
Combining cosmology and your momma jokes since 1988.

Inspired by this article, the title of which must surely be a marvel of modern reporting: [link]
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